“Push The Button” by Sugarbaes is played and Linda Lee appears on the stage and walks to the slot machine.
Linda Lee: Hellooooo….
The Crowd: Hellooooo…
Linda Lee: I just love that! Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time once again for The Push The Button Challenge!!
The Crowd: PTB…PTB…PTB…PTB…
Linda Lee: I will push the button to see who will be the first wrestler entered and the that wrestler will come out and take his chances to determine their opponent via this slot machine. Now let’s get this challenge underway.
Linda Lee steps toward the giant slot machine and pushes the right hand button. The wheel starts turning…and finally starts to slow down. It slows to a creep and we can see the names of wrestlers going by one by one until it finally stops.
Linda Lee: Ladies and Gentlemen, the first man to complete in the push the button challenge is…LAZARUS MACGREGGOR!!!
“Rebirth” by Skillet blares over the loudspeaker and out of the backstage are come Arie MacGreggor, she walks up to Linda Lee, looks her up and down and just shakes her head.
Arie MacGreggor: Seriously? A little nymph come out here and plays the lottery with MY husband’s career…no, I don’t think so. Why don’t you go right ahead and take your anime looking self over to that oversized tinker toy and push the button again. Lazarus doesn’t just fight on anyone’s whim and especially not someone who looks like a reject from the Disney fairies lineup…or were you in that disaster of a movie…you know the one…Oh…Speed Racer.
Arie just laughs at herself and being satisfied turns to walk back to the backstage area.
Linda Lee: Aww how cute. You think that you, or more importantly Lazarus has a choice. That’s absolutely adorable. I’m sorry to inform you that all results from the Push The Button Challenge are contractually binding and I don’t know if you have dealt with The Interim President yet but I’m sure you must know she is all business. I would think it may just be in your best interest to have Lazarus come out and participate in one of SCT’s highest rated segments.
Arie turns to look back at Linda Lee and starts to fume, at the point she raises the microphone to speak “Rebirth” by Skillet plays once again. Lazarus MacGreggor appears from backstage and walks up to his beautiful wife. He says something in her ear and then takes the microphone from her hand.
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Lazarus MacGreggor: Now Linda there is really no need for things to progress this way. I totally understand and although I’m not familiar with this little game of yours’ let’s give it a whirl and see just what we can come up with.
With that Lazarus walks up to Linda Lee, gives her a little wink and Linda points to the button. Lazarus walks over to it, looks back at Linda Lee and slams his hand onto the button and steps back.
The giant wheel start spinning…then slows until finally it crawls along staying on wrestler after wrestler name until it finally stops.
Linda Lee: Ladies and Gentlemen it looks like Lazarus has picked the jackpot as his opponent will be none other than the newly crowned Master Of Terror Champion himself….THE WICKER MAN!!!!
The crowd cheers and Lazarus steps back but doesn’t show any emotion.
Linda Lee: Lazarus you have been talking about The Mater Of Terror championship since you arrived here and now you get your opportunity, you must be thrilled with the outcome.
Lazarus looks back at the name on the wheel and after a brief pause looks back at Linda Lee.
Lazarus MacGreggor: You are right about that, only I was preparing to take that title away from Superfamous…but heck I am Lazarus MacGreggor and I am as good as I claim. It’s a surprise but one that I am prepared to capitalize on. Bring on the champion and let’s make some history in this very ring as I make The Wicker Man the shortest reigning champion in SCT history.
Linda Lee: Hellooooo….
The Crowd: Hellooooo…
Linda Lee: I just love that! Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time once again for The Push The Button Challenge!!
The Crowd: PTB…PTB…PTB…PTB…
Linda Lee: I will push the button to see who will be the first wrestler entered and the that wrestler will come out and take his chances to determine their opponent via this slot machine. Now let’s get this challenge underway.
Linda Lee steps toward the giant slot machine and pushes the right hand button. The wheel starts turning…and finally starts to slow down. It slows to a creep and we can see the names of wrestlers going by one by one until it finally stops.
Linda Lee: Ladies and Gentlemen, the first man to complete in the push the button challenge is…LAZARUS MACGREGGOR!!!
“Rebirth” by Skillet blares over the loudspeaker and out of the backstage are come Arie MacGreggor, she walks up to Linda Lee, looks her up and down and just shakes her head.
Arie MacGreggor: Seriously? A little nymph come out here and plays the lottery with MY husband’s career…no, I don’t think so. Why don’t you go right ahead and take your anime looking self over to that oversized tinker toy and push the button again. Lazarus doesn’t just fight on anyone’s whim and especially not someone who looks like a reject from the Disney fairies lineup…or were you in that disaster of a movie…you know the one…Oh…Speed Racer.
Arie just laughs at herself and being satisfied turns to walk back to the backstage area.
Linda Lee: Aww how cute. You think that you, or more importantly Lazarus has a choice. That’s absolutely adorable. I’m sorry to inform you that all results from the Push The Button Challenge are contractually binding and I don’t know if you have dealt with The Interim President yet but I’m sure you must know she is all business. I would think it may just be in your best interest to have Lazarus come out and participate in one of SCT’s highest rated segments.
Arie turns to look back at Linda Lee and starts to fume, at the point she raises the microphone to speak “Rebirth” by Skillet plays once again. Lazarus MacGreggor appears from backstage and walks up to his beautiful wife. He says something in her ear and then takes the microphone from her hand.
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Lazarus MacGreggor: Now Linda there is really no need for things to progress this way. I totally understand and although I’m not familiar with this little game of yours’ let’s give it a whirl and see just what we can come up with.
With that Lazarus walks up to Linda Lee, gives her a little wink and Linda points to the button. Lazarus walks over to it, looks back at Linda Lee and slams his hand onto the button and steps back.
The giant wheel start spinning…then slows until finally it crawls along staying on wrestler after wrestler name until it finally stops.
Linda Lee: Ladies and Gentlemen it looks like Lazarus has picked the jackpot as his opponent will be none other than the newly crowned Master Of Terror Champion himself….THE WICKER MAN!!!!
The crowd cheers and Lazarus steps back but doesn’t show any emotion.
Linda Lee: Lazarus you have been talking about The Mater Of Terror championship since you arrived here and now you get your opportunity, you must be thrilled with the outcome.
Lazarus looks back at the name on the wheel and after a brief pause looks back at Linda Lee.
Lazarus MacGreggor: You are right about that, only I was preparing to take that title away from Superfamous…but heck I am Lazarus MacGreggor and I am as good as I claim. It’s a surprise but one that I am prepared to capitalize on. Bring on the champion and let’s make some history in this very ring as I make The Wicker Man the shortest reigning champion in SCT history.
