(Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica blares over the P.A. as Beefcake Jack makes his way down to the ring. Beefcake Jack tosses his barbed wire bat at the announcer who quickly retreats from the ring. He then slides into the ring, picking up the bat and the mike abandoned by the ring announcer.)
Beefcake Jack: I know it's been awhile since I've graced the masses with my presence, but I just had to make an appearance. My incompetent tag team partner for this tournament and I had the tag team titles wrapped up. I hit the Game Over and has the guy pinned in the middle of the ring... but alas, Mr. Vince couldn't get the job done. That's typical, I carry his dead weight through the tournament, carry him in the finals match, basically single handedly had the match won, and the fool couldn't even save a pinfall. "The Rave" doesn't deserve a title belt, he deserves to be shown why I do what I do. He deserves to bleed for the enjoyment of the masses and realize just what it means to be in the presence of an icon. So it is written, so it shall come to pass... Beefcake Jack has spoken...
(Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica blares over the P.A. as Beefcake Jack slides out of the ring and heads up the ramp.)
Beefcake Jack: I know it's been awhile since I've graced the masses with my presence, but I just had to make an appearance. My incompetent tag team partner for this tournament and I had the tag team titles wrapped up. I hit the Game Over and has the guy pinned in the middle of the ring... but alas, Mr. Vince couldn't get the job done. That's typical, I carry his dead weight through the tournament, carry him in the finals match, basically single handedly had the match won, and the fool couldn't even save a pinfall. "The Rave" doesn't deserve a title belt, he deserves to be shown why I do what I do. He deserves to bleed for the enjoyment of the masses and realize just what it means to be in the presence of an icon. So it is written, so it shall come to pass... Beefcake Jack has spoken...
(Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica blares over the P.A. as Beefcake Jack slides out of the ring and heads up the ramp.)