A loud chicken noise ROCKS the stadium as the four turnbuckles EXPLODE with flames. Butter Chicken makes his way to the ring, mike in hand and a bucket of chicken in the other. As he starts to climb the steps pyrotechnics erupt from the titantron.
Butter Chicken: Well...well...well
The crowd cheers.
Butter Chicken: I'm sorry to say but tonight I defend my title against a certain rock individual and first and foremost the chicken came out here to appologise.....
The crowd cheers but some in the crowd seem confused.
Butter Chicken: You see tonights match will be a over quickly and I think we're both going to be disapointed....I mean I'll win for sure but I was hopeing for more of a work out and I'm pretty sure you guys want more value for your money...
Butter Chicken smiles and starts to munch on a bit of chicken. He eats like a slob as bits of chicken fall on the floor.
Butter Chicken: I mean I'm a well seasoned athlete here I cant just waist all my energy for nothing....
Butter Chicken: Well...well...well
The crowd cheers.
Butter Chicken: I'm sorry to say but tonight I defend my title against a certain rock individual and first and foremost the chicken came out here to appologise.....
The crowd cheers but some in the crowd seem confused.
Butter Chicken: You see tonights match will be a over quickly and I think we're both going to be disapointed....I mean I'll win for sure but I was hopeing for more of a work out and I'm pretty sure you guys want more value for your money...
Butter Chicken smiles and starts to munch on a bit of chicken. He eats like a slob as bits of chicken fall on the floor.
Butter Chicken: I mean I'm a well seasoned athlete here I cant just waist all my energy for nothing....