New home, old scars.

( Fake EX don't be shy to join in ^^ )

Suddenly “Hunt you down” by Saliva blasts through the speakers and the crowd bursts in to cheers.

Janet Harper: Wow. Listen to that crowd. Experta hasn’t been here very long but in his short time here he has made an impact on a lot of fans.

Bill Manson: He’s an animal that likes to hurt others, no wonder the brain dead idiots that come to watch our shows like him.

Janet Harper: Cool off Bill. Anyway, I can’t see experta’s name on the card tonight. Looks like our new Black Crown Champion has something to say.

Bill Manson: That should be good for a laugh. If he can even form a sentence right. Has he even given a proper interview yet?

The crowd cheers loudly once again as experta comes on stage, wearing a custom black suit and the Black Crown Championship on his shoulder. As he walks down the ramp he grabs a mic from a staff worker and slides in to the ring.

Experta: Take a few pictures while you can.

Experta raises the title high in the air for a few seconds so the fans can take pictures.

Experta: I won’t be holding this very long, but that’s not important right now. I’ll get right to the point. As you recall a few ex-CIR guys were hired and amongst them some trash made it’s way here. Now… despite experta’s best intention to give a warning in a… physical form… it seems the message was not received so well. Witch brings me to why I am here tonight.

Bill Manson: Man this guy likes to run his mouth.

Janet Harper: Quiet Bill.

Experta: Thraxas, you sad sack of shit. Get out here right now. I know you are here since you have a match later tonight. Don’t make me wait, it will just make me more angry

"The weapon they fear" by Heaven shall burn blasts through the speakers, Excellox appears on the ramp, holding a mic, walking slowly.

Excellox: Maybe not who you expected... but I just don't care. Are you still not over it? You need to call us the ex-CiR guys, just everybody on this roster over and over again. You're talking to the new Tag Team Champions... The Master of Terror Champion, one of us, and Begbie.... well he already was the Mondial Champion. What did you do in the meantime?! Oh, right, you attacked people from behind, what belt you gained with that?

Bill Manson: Seems he doesn't even know experta really gained a title in the meantime.

Janet Harper: They wonder why they're still called the ex-CiR guys, he didn't even watch the shows since he's on contract.

Excellox: Janet, I can't hear what you're saying up here, but I listen to you all night, if you just go for dinner with me.... but... that's something else and right now you just shut up.
Listen, experta. If there's anything you have to proof, get yourself a partner and wait with him in line. Else... You know who to talk to, there's some little space left in my locker for that belt you're carrying.

Experta: Hmmmmm...

Experta scratches his head.

Experta: Experta seems to recall beating you up, hmmmm. Ah yeah what’s your name, whatever. You were in Arkhos right? No progress, no impact and still taking orders from others, nice to see you haven’t changed since back in the day. Don’t be afraid of mediocracy, if you weren’t a second rate excuse for a person I woudn’t be standing out so much. So keep doing what you're doing, whatever that is. Experta didn't call for a waterboy, he want's your boss. Why don’t you slip in to something more comfortable, like a coma. Experta can help you with that if you are stupid enough to come a little closer.

The crowd starts cheering wildly.

Excellox: Oh wait, I think my cell phone is...

Excellox grabs his phone

Excellox: Yeah? Yeah he's here... you're watching, Ok.... mmmmh.... Ok, I tell him.

He puts the phone in his pocket.

Excellox: Hey that was Thraxas... He just wanted to tell you this:

Excellox burps out very loud, deep and disgusting. The crowd looks disrelished, some are laughing, some more are booing.

Excellox: Anything else left to say?

Experta throws a look mixed with pity and disgust at Excellox.

Experta: If the freak is watching that makes it all the more easy. Get the hell out of my sight, go clean Thraxas's toilet or rearenge his collection of gay porn.

Experta motions to a camera man to get closer and gives him his full attention, ignoring Excellox.

Experta: Hey there Thraxas. Missed me? I damn sure didn’t miss you. Now, I know you are not stupid enough to just walk out here for a beating so here’s your carrot on a stick.

Experta raises the Black Crown Championship high in the air and crowd starts cheering.

Experta: Be grateful because we both know you don't deserve to get a shot at anything around here. Since you have a match tonight you are off the hook for now. I don't want you making excuses. Enjoy your match tonight and do the one impresive thing that you do, make a fool of yourself. Then on Friday be sure to come to the main show where the important people fight. I'll make your ass famous, as usual. And if you lack the balls bring your helper because it makes no diffrence to experta if it's 1on1 or 2on1 experta has a hole lot of pain to unload and your monkey ass is mine.

Experta turns to Excellox again.

Experta: As for you. Move unless you want a piece of me.

Experta's music hits as he drops the mic and leaves the ring, heading up the ramp.

Thraxas face appears on the Terror Tron.
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Thraxas: Hold on Experta going somewhere. You still haven’t changed have you. Yes I remember you thinking you are so much better than everyone else ordering everyone around and generally being obnoxious. You think everybody is the same as you, that’s why you think Excellox is my lackey as you call him. Not as he truly is my friend and partner. He is not my only friend here in Squared Circle Terror, what have you done in the time you have been here. You won your little title. So big deal. In our first season we won the Tag team titles and made friends as well. Which is a skill you always seemed to lack.
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Thraxas motions towards Excellox.
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Thraxas: Excellox I know you would love to get hold of Experta in that ring. Experta I am going to show you how to make friends. Experta if you want me in a match you will face Excellox first. I know this isn’t what you want Experta, but sometimes you have to do something for others that is how you make friends. I think you still need some more help to learn how to make friends, and I am here to help you Experta.
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The camera pulls back and Thraxas points to a door that says Experta on in it. Thraxas opens the door and enters.
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Thraxas: Now don’t have a coronary there, I am not like you and I am not about to mess up your locker room. I have a gift for you and unlike your gifts, it is not jumping someone and hitting them in the head with a chair shot.
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Thraxas lifts up a book and shows the title to the screen. ‘How to Make Friends and Influence People.’ Thraxas puts the book on a chair and turns around and leaves the locker room.
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Thraxas: Read it long and hard as you really need it, I know what a scrooge you are but I still feel in the giving mood. Experta you have your book, and as I said if you want to face me Excellox get’s his match.

( LOL the Terror Tron )

Experta stops halfway up the ramp.

Experta: Like they say, the weak hudle together but that's not the point is it. I know what your definition of "friends" is. You had a lot of them in Arkhos. Funny how strange things started happening to them. But the most funny part was how I was the only one who knew from the get go you were behind it. Anyone stupid enough to think he is your friend is not even worthy of the title pawn. I don't care who I have to beat to get my hands on your scrumy little neck as long as I get to snap it like a twig. Why wait and make me more angry. I'll be more then happy to take you both on by myself.

Bill Manson: I think the correct term for that is, more balls then brains. This guy must have a death wish or something.

Good rp but no swearing please (crap instead of shit , stuff like that can get us in trouble) and please be careful of you colouring the shade of Orange seems to have problems showing up properly in shows, same thing with yellow. Most of the time orange is ok it's just that particular one doesn't show as well.

( I know it has to be edited but crap is just so uber lame >.> Can't I atleast write it properly here Guess I'll go with another colour if orange is not ok. )

ADDED!!

I had to modify it a bit. I changed some parts ... finally Experta will now look for a partner to face the Tag Team Champions