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    Aftermath for Nathan Fisk

    WildFire
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    Location : Canada
    Age : 49
    Registration date : 2009-02-13
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    Aftermath for Nathan Fisk Empty Aftermath for Nathan Fisk

    Post  WildFire Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:53 am

    "Shoot to Thrill" By AC DC plays on the titantron as Legcay runas down to the ring vaulting over the top rope and landing in the center of the ring.

    He raises his hands above his head and green and gold fireworks explode from the ring posts.

    Legacy pauses for a moment as he lowers his arms and raises a mic to his mouth.

    Legacy :"Poor, poor, Nathaniel. " Shakes his head in mock symphathy

    Legacy :"Sitting around HER own buisiness, when suddenly SHE is Viciously, Maliciously, Attacked, Annihilated, Destroyed by a cowardly, dishonourable, backstabbing JERK!!!"

    Legacy laughs :"But hey don't worry Sugar Pie, I's still loves ya baby!" Flexes his muscles .

    Legacy :"Just so's ya know sugar this is what a real man looks like."

    Legacy :"Not like your GIRLFRIENDS from that so called mighty stable apo-CRAP-tica. I mean come on, with all the makeup, and the perputal PMS-a-tude,there is no way in Hell that even one of you possess even one Y chromozone. Your little TWILIGHT loving punkasses wouldn't know tough if it slaps you upside the head and had it's way with you."

    Legacy bends over in his best Nathan Fisk voice says :"Hey Mr. Twinkly Vampire Dude, could you sign my ass, I am not only your biggest fan I am the President of your fan club!!!"

    Legacy :"Ya man, you guys are really scary, really !!"

    Legacy roars as the top of his lungs:"EMBRACETH THE POWERTH OF DORKNESS !!! OOOOh I rolled a natural 20 !!!"

    Legacy pauses "In case you are wondering what the point of all this is, other then showing you and your pathetic little bunch of EMO wannabes up for the lame ass losers they are...hmm oh wait that was the point..."

    Legacy :"Anyway, you suck, your friends suck, your gimmick sucks, you all suck, but I guess you know that already don't you?? The only thing that's left to say is "DRAG YOUR LITTLE PUNK ASS DOWN TO THIS RING RIGHT NOW SO I CAN FINISH WHAT I STARTED EARLIER NANCY, AND LETS GET IT ON !!!""
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    Nathan Fisk
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    Aftermath for Nathan Fisk Empty Re: Aftermath for Nathan Fisk

    Post  Nathan Fisk Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:33 am

    An explosion can be seen at the stage and suddenly Nathan Fisk is standing there with a mic in his hand

    Nathan Fisk: “Wow, applause to Legacy. That was far from an impressive smack talk. I mean, I was sitting backstage listened to your idiotic little speech and was preparing my answer. You would have loved it – like, you know, you seem to be in love with another man – me.”

    Legacy: “No, I am in need of a little emo girl – you!”

    Nathan Fisk smiles

    Nathan Fisk: “There is no one in this building – hell maybe even across the whole island that enjoys a good smack talk more than me, but let's face it, you screwed it. Let's take this to a more educated level. Look at you!”

    He points at Legacy

    Nathan Fisk: “Do you have any idea what they say about one acting like you do? They say that one tries to divert from its inadequacy. The shame of it's own shortcomings is so overwhelming that one humiliates with facts that are nothing more than it's own fiction – mostly concoct in it's own retar... are you even listening to me?”

    Legacy: “I don't get your point, emo girl.”

    Nathan Fisk: “That's just exactly what I am talking about. I mean what is wrong with you? You can't be that dumb, can you?”

    He pauses, waiting for an answer from Legacy

    Nathan Fisk: “I can see it in your eyes. Yours and everyone in this arena. Okay, you won me round. Here's the answer to your smack talk – don't be mad at me for breaking the fourth wall.”

    He starts walking down the ramp

    Nathan Fisk: “I should have known that you don't understand one word that I have been saying. But it is your financial luck. Should they ever raises taxes on brains, you will definitely get a refund. Your own segment proved that you're at least a pair of fries short of a happy meal.”

    Nathan Fisk arrives at the ring, climbs the steps and cautious enters the ring, not taking the eye from Legacy. Then he continues

    Nathan Fisk: “Just look at the facts. Even if there was a true word in what you said between us it would never work out if one can count on the backstage rumors. I heard several times that your... rocket isn't working on all thrusters.”

    He laughs

    Nathan Fisk: “No that was a little too harsh. Let's see, how do I get out of this again? I need a good transition.”

    He starts walking around Legacy who never lets him unobserved

    Nathan Fisk: “Ah, here is one. Let's get back to your mental quickness because rumor has it you can't even count your own testicles and come up with the right number even if I should give you multiple chances. You my friend need something else to to with your hands.

    Behind Legacy's back Nathan Fisk pulls a little bell out of his pocket

    Nathan Fisk: “I would let you search your butt with both hands, but I have the feeling you wouldn't find it if it had a bell on it.”

    He tolls the bell and smiles

    Nathan Fisk: “Whom the bell tolls?!”

    He throws the bell into the crowd

    Nathan Fisk: “But I guess it's time for the moment of truth now.”

    He pauses as if he was struggling with himself

    Nathan Fisk: “I... I... I like you, Legacy. I really like you in an intimate way. You remind me of my beloved... slinky. Good for nothing but I'm sure it'll make me smile if I toss you down the stairs. But then again, I presume your slinky is so kinked it won't slink.”

    Unseen by Legacy a screwdriver falls from Nathan Fisks sleeve into his hand

    Nathan Fisk: “Is that what you wanted from me? Actually I was coming for the announced Last Blood match that we were supposed to hav, but I can go on like this all the time, all the time, all the time, all the...”

    Suddenly he lets the mic fall down to the floor and heads for Legacy with the screwdriver

    Legacy sees the attack coming and blocks it

    The two men struggle for the upper hand. One time the driver points at Fisk, one time at Legacy.

    After a few moments Legacy finally gets the upper hand and opens Nathan Fisk's forehead with the screwdriver.

    The ring bell can be heard and the referee – the lovely Jade Wing – comes running down into the ring
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